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a proper lilly pad is a chunk of fecal matter floating on a [paper towel] in the toilet. the creator of the lilly pad must first lay down a [paper towel], then proceed to shit on it. if the shit comes out too fast, [the shitter] risks sinking the lilly pad so proper care is required.
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