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When a man or [transvestite] holds their erect penis 1-3 inches from the eye of the sleeping victim. The cock is [masturbated] until ready to explode, the victim is then woken up by a loud yell or titty twister. At this point the penis unleashes its gooey white load into the victims eye and the victim is promptly knocked out again via a solid [donkey punch] by a sidekick. A short while later the victim will wake up to realize that they can no longer open one of their eyes as the man gravy has become quite crusty, much to their dismay. To greater effect two cocks can be used to ensure full blindness.
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