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In parts of Northern Kansas, used to describe an annoying asshole who thinks he is smarter and [better than everyone] else. Often uses sarcasm in irrelevant ways. Also makes up stupid points in arguments to try to win said arguments, but ends up looking like a jackass. Common Characteristics of a Beckman: [Dark brown hair], annoyingly shaped nose, thinks he can play guitar. College geek. Giggity Halt. Has an odd sounding laugh. Monkey Boy. If you happen to come across a Beckman, do not be frightened. They sense fear. Stay calm, back away slowly, find the closest hard, preferably pointy object and then run towards him [screaming bloody murder]. Aim for the head or balls, for these are the weak points.
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