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You are a granola head if you do one or more of the fallowing: a) Are a hippy and/or a tree hugger. b) Are a member of the Sierra Club and/or [Green Peace]. c) Drive a Prius or another hybrid car of similar "gay" status. d) Go to parking lots putting [bumper stickers] on SUVs/Trucks (especially Hummers) about how the drivers are screwing the [environment] over. (This happened to me once, and I'd just LOVE to see the person who did it) e) But the biggest difference between a granola head and a non-granola head is how you define "camping". If you go to a campground in a [van] or sedan, set up a tent and read a book the whole day, view EVERY SINGLE attraction, take a closeup picture of a squirrel, and spend A LOT of time in the visitor center - you're a granola head. In simplest terms, a Granola Head is someone who's the complete opposite of an Off-Roader, outdoors men, or even an RV owner (since their fuel economy is probably "to low" for a granola head to own).
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