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A person that does not own a cell phone and that also does not appreciate when someone tries to be [the bigger person]. Also known as an overall failure at life with poor looks and no [sense of humor]. With a pinch of femininity and a dash of stupidity, Mitches only like the company of [garden gnomes] and propelling things up anuses.
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