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A game typically played during spring break where contestants attempt to collect the most "pounds" by adding the weights of all the girls they've successfully laid during the allotted time.

Notes:
-Approval of [approximate] weight of girl is required by at least one other contestant. 
-No, playing [just the tip] does not count. 
-No matter how many times you shag the same girl, her weight is only added once.

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Delusional:
The narcissist who attempts to win the [competition] by hooking up with at least 35 anorexic models.
Note: To date, only one successful delusional campaign has been reported.

Dance of [Desperation]:
A very awkward mating ritual performed with a colossal dance-floor-loving female of the gravity-happy variety. Recognized as the fastest way to climb up the leaderboard.
Warning: the high BAC required to pull the DoD off may backfire without the aid of [viagra]. Also, NEVER EVER agree to be on bottom.

Sams Club:
Lets just say that everything you buy there is simply bigger.

Rambo:
a rapidfire all out effort to take down anything you can whenever you can.

Vulture:
A shameless player who takes down all the emotionally confused girls that have already been run through by other contestants. The best vultures pick up a lot of pounds (and possibly stds) with little effort.

Making the Fat lady sing:
When the points leader virtually guarantees his victory by O-facing the biggest of targets on the last night of [competition].

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