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Commonly referred to as swamp ass, this is a condition that affects millions of people worldwide. Most commonly infected are athletic males and the obese. This disease is caused by an insufficient wipe of the anus after a poo, and later exposure of the [dingleberries] to the intense heat generated in the sauna, that is an ass crack. Athletic activity or fatness can intensify the moist heat generated in anal cavity, thus increasing the potency of the alligators. Symptoms of alligators include monsterous [dingleberries] resembling alligators, a slick sweaty sensation between the ass cheeks, and in severe cases, a bog-like, swampy stench eminating from the backside. The Afghani Sauna effect. It should be noted that attractive females are immune to alligators being as they dont go poop, and therefore don't get [dingleberries].
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