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A girl who enjoys a cold glass of lemonade while reading Ernest Hemingway on her grandaddys porch. She is someone who feels classy while ice skating beacuse of the long glides she takes. When she smokes out in her garage she likes the feeling of her dogs fur against her face. Sometimes she has a weird reaction to certain things and reacts by twitching and making strange grunting noises, which can be very attractive. She belives that almost anything can be solved with come glitter and a few advil's. When her Marc Jacob sunglasses get dirty she will lick them clean because she doesnt like to waste water. She also plays an active part in her community by paying the mexican with a cleft lift money for the tasty oranges he sells by the road. On Sunday mornings you can probably find her [eating a bagel] and lox at the local cafe, even though that is usually a weird thing for her kind to do. When she is older she will be a part time drug dealer, who will [eventually] get her teaching credential, then travel [around the world] with her best friend. She will marry a black hippie with dreds and who will always wear a cowboy hat and talk about politics with her. He [will not] vote for Obama, but for Hillary, which is a rare thing to find. When Oprah's time has come her life will partially be fuffilled and from that point on she knows life will be good. She will always be fabulous and [nothing less].
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