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What you sandwich declarations of disbelief (in a another person's statement) between on [the internet] when you don't realize that *cough* is not even a close [approximation] of actually coughing. See, when the words are spoken, you may actually be able to mask the words by feigning a cough or sneeze. Typing the word "cough" only makes you look about as stupid as the people who think they need to type sarcasm in [parentheses] at the end of every witty, sarcastic thing they say.
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