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A must-do for any well traveled [individual] who finds himself on a sandy beach while on vacation. The proccess can be explained in five easy steps. Step 1: Find a bitch. No, not a female dog. Step 2: Seduce said bitch. Step 3: Choose your favorite position and proceed to fuck her. Step 4: Do not pull out, [blow your load] inside of her. Step 5: When she freaks out because she is not on birth control and you didn't wear a condom, throw sand in her face, and run away. There you have it! The Tourist, in all of its glory, has you leaving fun and little [illegitimate] souvenirs for all to enjoy!
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