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A Uri Geller Smeller is named [after the] man who claimed he could bend spoons and stop clocks just by looking at them, and is the result of a violent incident of "[sitting on] a mortar" after a bad curry, when the foul miasma emanates from the WC and works its way [around the house] bending spoons and stopping clocks as it goes.
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