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Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal, nothing is more profitable than the Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947...more commonly known as the AK-47, or [Kalashnikov]. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple, 9 pound [amalgamation] of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It'll shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy and simple, even a child can use it; and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin. Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of [the Cold War], the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export. After that comes vodka, caviar, and suicidal novelists.
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