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Master Sword is the most insanely badass sword in the Universe, forged and wielded by the Father of Conan, the Barbarian. The first three minutes of the seminal film, "Conan the Barbarian," highlight the actual forging of this phallic [masterpiece]. This very same sword was used by the Snake Lord (James Earl Jones, aka [Darth Vader]), to decapitate the Master's wife, aka Conan's Mother. This event began Conan's quest to conquer and destroy all who opposed him throughout the known Universe. In this Age of Miracles, any man may attempt to wield the power of [the Master Sword]. Google "Albion Conan Master Sword" if you dare attempt to heft the real deal, fully sharpened. No other sword, other than perhaps the Atlantean Sword (which Conan himself yields) can compare (including Excalibur, bitches!).
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