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Ponkey(Pawn-key)/ alt. ponkay(pawn-kay) Noun. A ponkey is a magical, heavenly cross between a donkey and a pig (and P.M.W.R.). Seeing a ponkey (which is [invisible]) will grant [you good] luck and your true love will kiss you passionately. All ponkies are in people's heads. However, they tend to wander away often. [Consequences] will be severe insanity, chalkboard obsession, non-stop blabbing, and philipean. There are only two ways to get your ponkey back: 1) You must pray to the ponkey god (Hamily) every night. 2) You must do a religious ritual in which you wriggle your arms in an insane fashion towards a sane person's head. Then, you can steal their ponkey. Board of Ponkeys: H.P. Creator of All Ponkeys Also entirely insane E.B. Keeper of All Ponkies Slightly less insane than the rest but still quite insane A.I. Keeper of Ponkey Records/secretary Insanity, 'nuff said. P.M. & W.R. [Inspiration] for Ponkies Ponkeyless people: - Shafayet - Seth
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