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Name your whore in the house by the floor. Basement - The married whore. The cold, damp whore with too much laundry 1st floor - Love at first site whore. You just walked into the door and you want to date? 2nd floor - The usual - The fuck and date 3rd floor - The Fuck Buddy - Fuck her, chuck her, but keep in contact 4th floor - The tease - I walked up 4 flights of stairs for nothing? are you serious? 5th floor - The spoiler - No man can give you 5 floors of housing. She always wants more. The roofer - One night stand - Climb to the top and jump out.
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