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A wonderful treat of nasty meat, cheesy goob, sour cream slop, refried beans(possibly fried in pig pen), tomatoes (possibly rotten or prevoiusly chomped by rabid bunny), can replace burritos as the staple shitting food. 
Rules for Consuming a Spinner:
1. Consume as fast as possible (under 4 minutes is preferrable) and take a good look at [what you are] eating because you will be seeing it again soon.
2. Buy a large bottle of FUZE and consume at same time for ultimate explosive power.
3. Check out your surroundings and make sure that you have atleast 3 exits nearby preferrably with a bathroom 20 feet or closer or you may end up running home waving arms and legs while screaming "There's no time!"
4. Once you have reached the 3 minute mark... DO NOT START ANOTHER MAD LIB... because you won't be finishing it unless you [take it to go].
5. When done with the spinner [immediately] pack your valuables and have backpack on so you don't have to do any heavy lifting or there could be a pre-spinner show, aka a prarie-popper incident.
6. Most importantly of all if you have been recently diagnosed with FTIT do not consume a spinner- you may want to but this would be ur... i had a spinner and cannot finish this sentence

**National FTIT society has labeled this product a grade A diarretic, better than most laxatives INSTANT results- The tofu fajita spinner must be consumed while on [the shitter]. 
Primary Side-effect: YUM!
Secondary: Oh no!
if you have FTIT: Nothing [because you are] dead.

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