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1- DO NOT start shitting before you are completely sitting on the seat 2- If you shit more than a quart,( large container of Chinese soup) a [courtesy flush] is mandatory mid shit or the bowel clogs 3- If your shit is stinkier than normal (had Mexican the night before) a [courtesy flush] is again mandatory 4- If you use the entire roll of toilet paper during your wipe, flush frequently to avoid clogging the toilet for the person behind you 5- If you insist on using brown paper towels as an “ass gasket” on the seat, DO NOT attempt to flush it when your done, it WILL clog the bowel 6- …And for God sake, if you insist on using the TOILET as a urinal, LIFT THE SEAT! [Have a nice day].
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