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Slang term for [masturbation]. Any man born with a penis and a hand with at least a thumb and 2 fingers should be able to accomplish the feat. Step 1: Find a good place to remove penis from pants. Suggestion: Shower, bedroom, dusty attic. Step 2: Withdraw penis from pants. Step 3: [Double check] location for humans and house pets. If they see you it could be [uncomfortable]. Step 4: Open hand, place penis in hand, get a firm grip around your 'cock'. Lotion may be necessary to prevent chafing. Step 5: Stroke penis with hand either gently or feverishly (or both). Step 6: Repeat step 5 over and over until white fluid is ejected from the mushroom shaped head sitting atop the shaft. This should feel exquisite.
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