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A school that matters less than everyone thinks it does. Who cares if it's got hundreds of extremely wealthy, entitled students? It blends in perfectly with other New Jersey wealthy towns like Livingston, Summit, Chatham, Far Hills, Essex Falls, [Mountain Lakes], Watchung, Glen Ridge, etc. Students from Millburn will end up at good colleges, but are by no means incredibly smart. Half the grade, on average, gets below an 1800 on the SATs. There are also all the usual high school cliques, including the jocks, nerds, preps, goths, skaters, stoners, japs, and outcasts. It's hit-or-miss in terms of teacher quality, and there are plenty of troubled kids always [breaking the rules] for reasons beyond "Well-my-daddy-told-me, I-can-do-anything-I-want." There are hardly any field trips, but the music program is quite good, and there's a nice new turf [football field]. However, typical of an affluent, intense town, the arts program is notoriously underfunded. Chances are, once a kid leaves Millburn High, they won't be [remembering] the four years there as "the best in their lives" and "the only time they felt truly at home" and "the time when I could be myself". It's high school. Get over yourselves. It's not like life. No one judges you by judging Millburn. Wait until you make something of yourself before you start measuring yourself up in the eyes of the world.
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