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The word little person is derived from the other words such as midget, dwarf, and peck.
These are a rare breed of smaller people. They average around 4.5 feet, they tend to have small arms and legs with normal sized backs and heads. When they are born they are half the size of average human babies and are referred to as pecklings. Midget's are also known for their easiness to be tamed, colorful objects and sugar packets are used to tame them. 
Midgets are also known to be able to tame dogs and talk to them. At times they can be found in [your dog] houses at night, proceed with caution to check your doghouses at midnight. Under any circumstance should you ever check your dog's house without small packets of sugar or colorful objects! They are known for biting and headbutts.
They are also adaptable to many things since their smaller sizes make [the world] seem bigger to them. 
They tend to come out at night and sometimes rarely can be seen [in the day]. If one is seen you should take pictures and point, use extreme caution. They are rare and are very ill-tempered. They are highly attracted to sugar packets and colorful objects and will do anything for them. There is a [new group] in south that now collects all different types of midgets. The rarest of them all is the Pale Iranian Asian Midget.  
Do not under any [circumstances] try to fight with them. They are strong and [extremely] dangerous. Their strongest attacks are the famous Headbutt and bite.
I myself have collected a rare collection of midgets, the best sugar packets money can buy can be bought on eBay. 
Warning: if you are going to attempt catching a midget, Please! use extreme caution, I have been scarred for life, I have bite marks all over my neck and hands, don't make the same mistake I did, bring your sugar. Your chances will be 80% more [successful] at catching and [eventually] taming the midget.

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