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A mother who is convinced that her child is a genius. Mensa Mommy has given birth to [Jesus H. Christ], or at least the next best thing. Her child will walk before yours, talk before yours, sleep [through the night] before yours, breastfeed better, and generally stomp the crap out of your child before the age of 2 and for the rest of your lives. [No matter what] cute, adorable, or truly remarkable thing your child does, she has a story to one up you.
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