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A sausage made by the Schmidt's family Sausage Haus in [Columbus, Ohio]. The Bahama Mama is advertised as being a spicy [smoked sausage], they even have a Mild Mama for those who can't handle the heat of the Bahama Mama. Only, the Bahama Mama is [one of the most] tasteless bland food products that you could ever have the misfortune of eating. Schmidt's offering a "less" spicy version (the Mild Mama) of the Bahama Mama is like offing a less alcoholic version of bottled spring water.
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