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An extremely cool, but difficult way [to take a shit]. A moses is when you are freeing the "Egyptians" ... but just before they leave their "prison" you need to [flush the toilet]. This symbolises the parting of the seas. It is only a true MOSES if they hit a dry [toilet bowl], and are then taken away to safety by the returning seas. Your friends may claim to have pulled a perfect moses, but if there is any scepticism you can always tell by the larger than normal skid mark left on the bottom of the bowl. This is an extremely difficult move to pull... your timing is critical!
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