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Variant of [procrastinate], but connoting the heightened pleasure achieved during the performance of otherwise mundane activities when said activities are performed as an act of [procrastination]. Can also connote the subsequent desperate guilt or depression felt upon becoming fully aware of true nature of the act. Succinctly expresses the essence of the wise adage, “[Procrastination] is a lot like masturbation: it seems like a lot of fun until you realize you’re just fucking yourself.”
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