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Shortened version of the backstage [expression] "That looked like a [monkey fucking a football]" -- i.e. "Oh, wow, that was so godawful awkward and stupid that I had to stare at it." Among stage crew and roadies, a monkey fuck is not just any mistake or accident. It's something that you couldn't possibly avoid that forces you to look [really stupid] in front of a large audience.
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