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Touchin' Cotton is when one is using every muscle in their buttocks to hold in their poop--yet no matter how hard they try it keeps poking out of their butthole making contact with their boxers/white tighties/thong/[granny panties] etc. Touchin' Cotton is one of the causes of skid marks.

It's a highly [uncomfortable] feeling, which in turn causes abnormal behavior.  When Touchin' Cotton people tend to speak faster in conversations, exceed speed limits by 15-30 MPH,  sweat uncontrollably and fidget in their seats as a result of the forced tightening of their anus.

Nearly 100% of U.S. Americans will find themselves Touchin' Cotton during the course of their lives.

Touchin' Cotton usually occurs:
1) Around 1-3 hours after waking up
2) Before a stressful event
3) Right after a Mexican dinner
4) Right before bedtime

Generally, when one is TCin' it, they can make it to a restroom before disaster strikes.  The excrement is painful, but not [explosive].  A Touchin Cotton poop is generally long, cylinder in shape, and brown.  It takes an average number of wipes to clean up.  Unlike [explosive diarrhea], when one is TCin' it, they can control the poops exit for a good while; however, within an hour they MUST find a bathroom or skid marks will become the least of their worries.

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