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1. Used to describe potential failure in a given situation if a [particular] course of action is taken. 2. When you have done something exceptionally stupid causing you to have no progress toward resolution when attempting to solve a problem. The concept being that it would be stupid, dangerous, and [not to mention] [uncomfortable] to step on your own dick. Furthermore, continued forward movement while stepping on one's own dick might cause additional harm to said member, while at the same time you are physically held back because as you proceed forward the forward movement is impeded by said foot on said dick.
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