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The Johnson is when a man wakes up [in the middle of the night], usually trying to get some booty, (not always, see examples below) and is rejected. When this happens, he proceeds to [masturbate] on his girl, in anger. There's three different known types of The Johnson. 1. The Johnson- Male masterbates on female then in good manor, cleans it up. 2. The Clean Johnson- Male masterbates on female in shower, water from the shower cleans her off. 3. The Dirty Johnson- Male is so [pissed off] because he is rejected that he masterbates on the female and leaves it there, for a nice surprise when she wakes up. Erin got The Johnson on her birthday, she dosen't need a receipt for that!
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