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Pie is a pastry served in slices ...it [originated] somewhere between the old and new stone ages. Thought to be extinct in the late 1700s. Eli Whitney thusly created [the cotton gin] witch allegedly was used to separate cottonseed from raw cotton fibers, but more recently was found out to be a device created to biogenetically engineer these sacred pastries known as "Pies" ......it worked...... suddenly there was a mass famine ....but people wouldn't eat the pies ...they argued that the pies were sentient.these revolts were soon crushed.... but there were still a few extremists. After this struggle the Pies as a race were [eradicated]. After this disaster highly evolved beings conjured pies on a mass level and threw it into the jet stream in witch the pies mystically appeared globally in a span of 3 months Wow this pie is delicious!!!
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