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A city people growing up in/living in during the 90's (Aka "The Golden Age") could fall in love with. I never even knew there was a desert around boise until I became a [frequent flier]. But anyways...

Boise in the 90's was a peaceful area, and I know this becuase I lived in a neighborhood full of child rapists and never once got abducted [walking home] from school. There was a slighty more creative slang language back then too. Old playground insults like "Gaywaud" were sputtered about, resulting in laughter, and people didn't seem to get offended as much. There were a lot less fads polluting the environment (To name a few that we have today.... emo, chav, juggalo, skater, WoW subscriber, country music, believing in [global warming], atheism etc.) , so basically a more intelligent generation of people.

People would gather and listen to some good tunes like The Smashing Pumpkins. They could aslo gather and play video games that actually had a plot and treasure the silly/cheesy gameplay and jagged graphics.

Boise now, however, is something of a cess pool. It has expanded and practically absorbed the less [interesting] places like Nampa, Caldwell, and Meridian. Retards, chavs, and bums cloud the streets like a plague. More califronians have slipped in, and the city altogether has devolved. The camelot era is forgotten. It's as though God has decided to take a big dump on my childhood. The sandbox has filled up with dogterds! (Wtf? Thought I had a fence?)

The rest of Idaho is pretty much the same. A shithole with lots of egotistical, argumentative, moronic, [opinionated], "Open minded" (Drug addicted), Guitar-game-appendage obsessed freak liberals. Or the occasional hillbilly you see working at the Goodwill store that just irks [the fuck out of] you. You really don't want to live here.

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