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A stalker of [small children]. A pervert of the kids. A slave Driver of the elves. A thief of the cookies. A legal immigrant to the world. A rebel without a cause. [Have you ever] wonder what happens to children that wake up to find him? He rapes them then bashes there heads again the chimney. He watches you, Everywhere. Him and God are bother helpless stalkers. What do we do to this flying, fat, red blob of jolly madness? I say we touch his jolly ass. He's obviously a terrorist. He isolates his workers so no one from our [outside world] could know, That Santa has a thing for the butt. Unscramble Santa. And you get Satan. Santa is the Devil. Santa toke over Jesus Christs Birthday. It's cause Santa is Satan. He even wears Satan's theme color. Red. Also the color of Blood. Scared Yet? You should Be.
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