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A creature so horrible that if you look at it for to long, your eyes will start to bleed. Lives in [drainpipes] and grease pits surrounding high schools and [universities]. The [origins] of the abomination goes something like this: a giant plague infested sewer rat rapes an AIDS carrying orangutan, in the ass, while in the restroom of a 747. The orangutan proceeds to shit out the ass baby that was conceived. The baby abomination  gets ejected out of the plane along with a large amount of shit. While falling, the abomination gets hit by lightning and catches fire. Upon reaching the ground, the flaming abomination slams into a mountain side at [terminal velocity] and then rolls down the side, hitting every rock on the way down. Baby Bom-Bom then reaches a cliff where it falls off, still on fire, and lands on the ugly tree, where it falls hitting every branch on the way down. It then falls into a campground, still on fire, where a family proceeds to beat it with sticks and stomp it out with their golf cleats. They then dump it into an outhouse that has a good 20 ft of shit in the bottom. Here the abomination matures, stewing [in the shit] of countless years.
Finally, the Abomination crawled out and made its home in the sewer system of a small north Georgia town. 
The power of its ugliness attract other uglies like a magnet, so there is an excess amount of nasty in this town. 
Seriously, this thing is so ugly that you will want to die [when you see it]. Its smell is [indescribable], but this scenario may help. Take a very hairy, nasty, diseased, fat ,sweaty man with chronic diarrhea and then take a blow dryer to his ass. The warm air that cames off resembles the stench of the abomination. 
Has a bad case of not shutting the fuck up and hair loss, but only on top of the head. Frequently likes to show off its ass crack which the sight and smell of kills  unprepared people. If you ever come across the abomination, who will know it and you will never again be the same.

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