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What happens when, after a long hard ride on the Palm Express to Tissue Lane, your manhood [randomly] decides it just isn't finished yet. After a longer and more satisfying ham-spanking session, it is [still not done]. In fact it won't go away, no matter how long and hard you work at it. It is like a zombie, because it [will not] die. In fact -- it is a zomboner!
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