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The wig is achieved by cutting off one's pubic hair and carefully super-gluing it to a sleeping friend's face in a pattern resembling [facial hair]. [The best candidates] for the wig are heavy sleepers or passed-out drunkards. Common hair styles include: the "western-stache", the "Hitler", the "Dom Deluise", and the "Norris" After the wig is applied, photographic evidence of the occurance is preferable. Desirable results include: the victim crying upon awakening, the victim not speaking to you for a period of 3-6 months, or a sudden rash around [the victims] mouth due to pubic lice or crabs. It is also advised to email the pictures to everyone that you know.
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