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To describe a northeast [Illinois] city named Kankakee which has a disproportionate number of boarded rental units to active single-family homes, numerous run-down [neighborhoods], kids on the corners begging for money, and "adults" who don't pay their bills, but continue to soak the government for public aid so they can buy electronics and drugs.  A very poor town unmotivated to clean its image.  A town many people leave only to find that the world is not such a bad and ugly place.

Kankakrappy is a city unlike any other.  No one actually desires to live there.  Citizens from surrounding towns are [embarrassed] to say they're near there.  The people who bear the misfortune of being born in Kankakrappy somehow wind up stuck in the town like the way dog shit sticks to your shoes long after you think you've finally got them clean.  Outsiders are never welcome, and will be forced out either through crime, drugs, [prostitution], theft, or just plain suffocation from a hefty saturation of stupid-juice poured out by the town as a whole.

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