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When you wanna bang some slut and can't find a condom. So you run up the stairs to the living room and ask [your grandma] to knit you some protection. She doesn't know [what the hell] you're talking about, so you run out to the garage and dump all the potatoes out of the burlap sack that your Grandpa keeps out there. You grab some scissors and cut out a funnel-shaped piece and rush back down to the basement where the slut is already [waiting for you]. You wrap the Burlap Sack piece around your Johnson and start moving towards her. She freaks out and wakes up your whole household. The next weekend you're moving into your own apartment and figuring out how to get a job.
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