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An arse monkey, is a piece of turd usualy at the end of a stodgy excretion session that hangs from your ringpiece, when you shake [your arse] its clings to [your butt] branches (arse pubes), [sometimes] they choose to descend themselves, but othertimes a particulary stubborn monkey has to be plucked from the tree! It is a large form of clinker or winnet!
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