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Great greasy little hambuger popularized in the south. Founded in Chattanooga in the 20's, some people like to compare them to [White Castles]. A true slider connoisseur knows that a Krystal burger trumps a [White Castle]. Open 24 hours, the restaurant caters to many different clientele. However, to truly understand the spiritual meaning of Krystal, they must be consumed at 3 AM after a night of hard drinking. It is here where I will recommend that people suffering from [constipation] can find a cure at any local Krystal. The day following a Krystal binge will completely cleanse your gastrointestinal system of any remaining blockage, with prejudice. Even with the colonic hurricane that follows, Kystals are an absolute Southern treasure.
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