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Time Per Lay--The time per lay is an index that measures how much time one spends to get in someone else's pants. The goal being to have as low a TPL as possible. Time Per Lay becomes more [important] the more money you make at your job. The logic being that you could in fact spend more [to get laid] more, but to make sense you must not have to take as much time out of your day [to get laid].
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