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Velcro Ass is a company invented by 4 geniuses during math class. It emphasizes on taking asses from people with a surplus of ass to give to others who are not as [fortunate] as them via velcro. [Established] on [December 7th], 2007 their appraised motto is: if you have no butt and you need one fast get some get some velcro ass! Regular buttocks go for sale for as low as 5 per cheek.
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