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A Maarken is a blow in, usually Male. Known to sleep on [your couch] for days at a time, [eat your food] and adopt your pets as their own. The name "Maarken" comes from the act of animals [marking out] their territory as the Maarken will usually claim the couch, the fridge and the land between as their own.
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