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Shameless rich bastard who stole or copied [everything] Microsoft has ever produced.  From MS-DOS to [Windows Vista] and all Office products, ideas have been either stolen (in the case of MS-DOS) or copied.  MS-DOS was stolen from the person who created it.  Windows is a copy of Apples original idea of a graphical interface.  Word is a copy of [the original] idea of Word Perfect.  Excel is a copy of the original idea of Lotus.  The list is endless.  His only original idea was to bundle all of these programs together so that no other programs would work on his systems allowing him to crush and dominate the PC market.  He also succeeded in making his systems so tedious and bloated with useless code that the systems have a propensity to crash, hang-up, [quit] working or display an error screen.  
All of you people who deify this man are grossly misled by Gates and his army of minions.  He is a rich liberal asshole who supports socialism for all but him and his "select" buddies who will dictate policy for what is "good" for the every day guy and gal.  Ever wonder why PC's and laptops are so expensive.  Ask Bill Gates.  The one and only reason is because his company is the biggest monopoly ever conceived by man in the history of the universe.  I really get a kick out of you people drooling over his [philanthropy].  As if that makes up for his stealing, forging and grotesque crookery.  Oh Bill Gates is so cool and so great, he gives money to cool little socialist organizations.  He is [the greatest ever]!  Get a life a**holes and get a grip on reality.  He is no better than a crackhead doing a B&E.

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