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A noun describing a "police officer" who has no [responsibility] or drive, and basically sits at the office all day watching streaming video on the internet. This specimen claims that their job description limits them to traffic stops alone, and therefore will do no other police work. This "officer" then claims that they cannot do traffic stops due to overwhelming volume of paperwork. It is unclear whether the paperwork is truly mounting or not, but is, in fact, a moot point. The fact is that it is not paperwork that is the main [responsibility] of this "officer", but rather continuous verification of the department's [internet connection]. Also plaguing this individual is the grand poobah syndrome. This is where this "officer" exhibits such jagitude that his fellow Officers have to choke down their own vomit while listening this limbaugh rattle off his many qualifications.
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