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The Excalibur is when you plunge your phallic sword into the butt of an unsuspecting damsel. In surprise, she clentches her quivering [ass cheeks] together, clamping your meat saber [in the dark] recesses of her "dragon's lair." Now, you must choose your destiny by pulling your sausage machete out of her butt jungle. If you can [accomplish] such a feat, you will become the king you were born to be. And then hoagie slap her with your shit-covered dick.
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