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We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes [in the dark], emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause [child molestation] urges). [Flashing lights] and animations not included. Approptiate safety gear required.
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