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When a sober guy hunts down an [intoxicated] female, and then proceeds to make sexual advances while pretending to be [under the influence] himself;normally sober sharks have 70% success rate,while sober sharks wearing a shirt made by Hollister or Polo will have success 92% of the time. A sober shark is typically disgraced [the next day] by his bros, and furthermore can expect to not get any for an extended period of time.
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