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Iconic American [Entertainer] who is one of the best selling artists of all time. She is not much of a singer, and for that is sometimes put down when compared to fellow Divas Beyonce and [Christina Aguilera]. She is however a much better dancer and all round [entertainer] than those two, and for that is known as more a Showgirl and [Entertainer] than a full on Singer. She can sing, but not strongly and for that reason, her singing is usually overshadowned by her performances. She has given the most memorable live performances by any artist from 1999 to 2001 and 2003. She has also had the top selling albums from 1999 to 2001 and a top selling album in 2003. In 2007 she has returned to music and is slowly putting focus from her personal life and towards her music.

She has made some dumbass decisions in life, and had every moment shown to us like a movie. They started with marrying a back-up dancer Kevin Federline aka "K-Fed" aka "Bobby Brown 2000". He [impregnated] her, stayed for two years until she dumped his ass. She then took her newfound freedom too gladly.

She then went onto crotch-flashing, head shaving, rehab hopping bliss. She then managed to lose her kids after some dumb cunt ex bodyguard wanted his share of the Spears Publicity Cash fund and told some stupid ass story, and also after Gossip Website TMZ showed her driving without "a valid license".

She has since started to clean herself [up and] is going all that is necessary to get her children back. She is sorting herself out while the media and dumbass tabloids continue to make up lies about her and ride the Spears publicity train.

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