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Wipe once nothing there, twice nothing. You’re starting to lose all hope in your ability to wipe yourself. Again you go in for a third wipe. And you see nothing there you begin to panic and wipe a fourth time nothing there. This is what is known as the phantom wipe. Any time you [go to the bathroom] and wipe yourself you check the toilet paper. If you don’t you should to make sure your getting all the … (well you know, crap). If you check and [there is nothing] there the first though the fourth time you just had a Phantom wipe. Or you do not know how to wipe yourself if this happens every time you [go to the bathroom].
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