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A nonexistent, grossly obese elderly man who would likely suffer from diabetes and heart disease if he existed. A lie used to maliciously deceive vulnerable, [impressionable] children to the point where they feel they are unable to trust any [human being] once they are brought into the light and discover the truth. Santa Claus is a big LIE. THERE IS NO SANTA. This lie is generally accepted in modern culture to brainwash kids, very similar to how Hitler's Nazi ideology was used to brainwash Germans. Similar lies include [the Easter Bunny] and the tooth fairy.
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