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n. The highest practical ranking of those skilled in the delicate and generous arts of [cunnilingus], similar to becoming a 1st Degree Black Belt in Karate (demonstratinhg mastry of all skills). This rank is superior in rank to a Wing Commander, because one achieves this rank by acquiring the wings listed below, and only the first four are required for Wing Commander. Note that one is not awarded a set of wings unless the cunniligus recipient orgasms: Red Wings -- Cunilingus during menstration. [Yellow Wings] or Gold Wings -- Cunniligus during uriniation. [White Wings] -- Cunnilingus after intercourse (and ejaculation). Brown Wings -- Cunnilingus and analingus. Silver Wings -- Cunnilingus while airborne. Note this is similar to membership in the Mile High Club, which is earned for any sexual activity while airborne.
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